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We all know that smoking is good for us.   Most doctors now recommend dosages of between forty and sixty cigarettes a day in order to provide our essential daily intake of vitamins, iron and tar.  But in today's modern, fast-paced, cybernetically-buggered world, who has time to smoke that much?  Most people can't even find the time to get their fill of pies and pasties in between signing on and watching the endless parade of mindless shite that they put on the TV day after day.  Well, here at last is the answer.

Johnson's Patent Multipipe

Yes, visionary inventor Brett Johnson's Patent Multipipe allows you to smoke five times the amount of a normal pipe, and because of the built-in ignition system, turboprop and afterburner, it can deliver a steady, concentrated stream of tasty nicotine direct to the lungs of your choice, without the inconvenience of having to inhale.  Brett Johnson wouldn't be without it.   Of course, he's dead now.

Johnson's Patent Multipipe
Suck it and see.

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